. Go to Wikipedia and hit random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. 2. Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. 3. Go to Google Images, type in 'Photography' and use the first real photo on the first page. 4. Use picnik.com, a free online photo editor, to put it all together.